Crystal Premium

Came back from work, tired and had a shower- not a cold one… Consequently, I decided to try the new girl on the block and was surprised to get a booking. When Crystal opened the door, I was gobsmacked 😶 If I was gatekeeping, I’d say she was a catfish, expired past her prime etc. In reality, she’s the type of person who looks 20x better in person. I’m sure as more reviews come on, they’ll corroborate this: waiting for the review that reads “Italian stallion”. Initially, I was so surprised by her, I found myself actually blushing and probably came across as a child because of my awkwardness. I’m not someone who is surprised easily by any stretch of the imagination. Composed myself after I entered the room, curtailed my expectations, thinking it’s not very often you get someone who’s beautiful and can give a good massage- there’s a reason aged Thai women are the go-to for a therapeutic back-breaking experience. Never did I imagine that in the room, she would take me to the Phi Phi islands themselves- the oil like seawater in my hair. By the end, it felt akin to being stuck in a casino – drunk and the euphoria of hitting jackpot after jackpot: I didn’t know what time it was, I was flushed, tired and all-in-all definitely felt like it was money well spent. If I was gatekeeping, I’d have put a simple 2-star and commented “wanted to give 2 1/4 stars but the review system wouldn’t allow me” At the end of the day, we’re all just good guys looking for some fun. Please just don’t get too greedy, boys- leave a slot open for me.